I have collected interesting quotes and sayings for quite a long time. Sometimes they are able to express things I can’t, or in a better way. I’ve always been fond of versions of the title of this blog. So once you’ve enjoyed reading a small portion of my collection, let me know your favorites, or if you have any I can add to my list.
Here are 20 versions:
1. She is not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
2. He isn’t playing with a full deck.
3. Someone is playing with a warped hockey puck.
4. He has one wheel in the sand.
5. It’s hard to believe he beat out a million other sperm.
6. She is lucky that breathing is involuntary.
7. Does he think my head zips up the back?
8. The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
9. If brains were taxed, she’d get a refund.
10. He is so dense light bends around him.
11. He fell out of the family tree.
12. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
13. She has delusions of adequacy.
14. One of his satellites is out of orbit.
15. She’s a few ducks in search of a pond.
16. Obviously there was not a life guard at that gene pool.
17. He has splinters in the windmills of his mind.
18. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge. She only gargled.
19. Give him a penny for his thoughts and you’ll be sure to get change.
and my latest addition thanks to Catherine Coulter’s Born to be Wild is
20. He’s not the sturdiest tree in the forest, there are lots of branches missing at the top.
